Here is the text of the sheet I put in the kit:
✮ ★ Welcome to Teacherhood, _________ !! ✮ ★
Here is your “Just-in-Case” kit (not that you will need any of it)! In your kit, you will find...
~ “all smiles” stickers because, as you know, there are students who will cause you to be all smiles.
~ hand sanitizer and hand wipes because schools are wicked germ-ey.
~ a red sox PEZ because you may need to pop a few here and there.
~ some chocolate bars because...well do I really need to explain this one?
~ a cup o’ noodles because one day you are going to forget your lunch and miss your carefree college years.
~ animal crackers because a snack at the end of the day is always necessary (and it is a bit of a zoo here sometimes).
~ a first aid kit because some students think “gaping wound” is synonymous with “little scratch”.
~ extra pencils and pens because you are going to need them when you lend all of yours to the kids.
~ body fragrance because teenagers + P.E. = enough said.
~ Hairspray and deodorant even though you always look and smell fabulous.
~ Colgate wisps and Scope to avoid the dreaded teacher coffee breath.
~ a mini sewing kit to save you or a student from a “wardrobe malfunction”.
~ highlighters because it is important to remember the high points of every day.
~ a nail kit because sometimes your regular manicure won’t come soon enough.
~ a lint remover because you won’t be able to see dog hair on your clothes when you are getting ready at the crack of dawn.
~ a personal pack of kleenex because the kids will blow (literally) through a box in one class period.
~ Off! insect wipes because someday a student (or colleague!) is really going to “bug” you.
~ note tabs and a tupperware box because teachers need to stay super organized.
~ a Tide to go stick because our lunch ends up lasting about 11 minutes.
~ sparkly nail polish because some days are going to need a little more sparkle.
~ and finally, a few squawkers because every day is a party around here!
Here are some pics of my kit:
Thank you for sharing the idea. It is very considerate of you and I am sure the newcomers must have been happy to be your colleagues.
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